{"product_id":"pundamentalist-1-000-jokes-you-probably-havent-heard-before-gary-delaney","title":"Pundamentalist: 1,000 jokes you probably haven't heard before; Gary Delaney","description":"\u003cp\u003ePaperback\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCondition: New\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGarden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToday someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoes anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? 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